Banned...

If I could ban certain phrases I would. I realize that I, most thankfully, do not run the planet. Nonetheless, if I did? These would incur a fine:

1- "Outside the box". Note: If you use this...you have set up a homestead inside the box

2- "Im just really mature" Note: Not.

3-"Get on board." Stop the train. I'd like to get off.

4- "I'm not prejudiced but_____". You are prejudiced.

5-"Would you like to open a ____ charge account?". UM no. I am PAYING you with REAL MONEY. That's how commerce works.

6- "She's a big Christian". What? Are we talking about size or devotion?

7- "Sometimes I wish I were still single. I mean sometimes I want to eat one thing for dinner and he wants another. ". You're right.I can't imagine enduring such hardship. Try to be brave, dear. Try to be brave.